some of you have never been awake at 3 a.m. to watch a tv show through a shitty live stream and it shows
oblivion vampire lore: clavicus vile bestowed the vampires of cyrodiil with the ability to completely conceal their vampiric features and they are indistinguishable from normal people
vampires in oblivion:
imagine going through your tumblr experience only knowing komaeda as the fingers in his ass guy. imagine not knowing all the canon things komaeda as done. dude blew up his school to prevent a test from happening. tried to shoot a god. played russian roulette with 5 bullets. threatened to completely disintegrate an entire island. babysat a bunch of maniac kids for basically no reason. cut off his arm. is an absolute gay disaster
THE FINGERS IN HIS ASS GUY DID WHAT
Hey instead of a Harry Potter world there should be a lord of the rings world where it’s super immersive and you’re given a sword when you enter the world and giant spiders chase you and the elf actors eat dirt and offer you some
can we befriend and/or flirt with the giant spiders asking for a friend
It’s you’re adventure you can do whatever you want but watch out!
HI, THIS EXISTS, IT’S CALLED EVERMORE PARK, IT’S IN PLEASANT GROVE, UTAH
it’s more of a DND park but it’s fantasy and characters give you quests and when you finish quests they give you a tarot card with the characters on it
The town functions as a real-time story with a plot and everybody has backstory and movie-quality makeup and shit
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